Crunchie

Cadburys finest crunchy (sic) chocolate bar.

I hadn’t eaten a Cadburys chocolate bar for a while, and as this one was “best before June 11” I thought it a good idea to eat it quite soon.

It is a very crunchy bar indeed. It’s almost entirely “crunch.” In fact, in that it is predominantly filling, I don’t think this qualifies as a chocolate bar. The inside has such a thin coating of chocolate around it, I’d be surprised if it was anything more than an 80-20 split.

If a Meat and Potato Pie contains more potato than meat, they legally have to advertise it as a “Potato and Meat Pie.” I say extend the law to chocolate bars too.

Also, since when did Honeycomb become a verb?

Surely it is a Honeycomb filling, not a filling that has been Honeycombed?

Anyway, I liked it, but it’s the sort of chocol… sorry, bar that you have to be in the mood to eat. Great for filling a hungry hole between lunch and evening meal, but not too easy to eat if you have a migraine, what with all that crunchiness.

Bar Rating : 6 / 10