Freddo Frog!

I like the idea of eating a chocolate frog, especially when he looks like this:

I’m not sure why he is holding a mushroom between his legs, and I’m not sure I want to email Cadburys to ask. But look, he is!

So I decided to eat him.

I took a bite of his head, and half his face snapped off and landed in my mouth. I looked at the remaining bar to see there was no filling. Where the hell is the caramel?

Maybe the filling started further down, so I took a bite of his shoulders. Again, nothing. This was the most disappointing bar of chocolate EVER!

Then I remembered… I hadn’t bought the caramel Freddo, just the normal one.

I can’t mark him down just because I picked up a “normal” one, can I? It isn’t his fault…

He was good, and probably weighs as much as a packet of Cadbury Buttons yet costs less than half the price.

Choc Rating : 7 / 10