Malteesers…. in a bar? On opening this treat, I was slightly repulsed. I like malteesers, I like chocolate in general, but this bar just looks like a really bad attack of some sort of boil-related skin disease. Lumpy, dotty, and in severe need of some ointment from the chemist. But MY GOD it is a […]

Peanuts and chocolate. Again? Peanut M&M’s are a single peanut, coated in chocolate, and encased in a crispy shell. The shells each have a single letter M on them, presumably to differentiate them from other similarly marketed sugar-coated lentil-shaped products. (Yes, “sugar-coated lentil-shaped products” is how they are actually referred to by the people who […]

Mars Planets. Not sure where the “biscuit” ones fit in… Mars Planets are a fun treat. They’re a bit like Revels, but with better flavours. The idea behind Mars Planets seems to be that you can enjoy all the different aspects of a Mars bar, but in ball form. Some of the chocolate balls contain […]